Caveblazers!
This weekend, on assignment from the President (who’s daughter had been kidnapped away to a nearby cave by a deranged anti-cave terrorist cell) Garrett Johnston (Caveblazer callsign: “Clutch”) suggested that we hit up Enchanted Rock to check things out and blaze some cave. It was somewhere in the middle of the second leg of our cave journey, that I realized I was caving with a blazer on (and a scarf) and, well, the rest is history. Allow me to introduce the team:
Caveblazer (aka: "GQ")
Nitro
Calypso
Clutch
Helpful Caveblazer trivia:
- Rule 1: NEVER Caveblaze alone. When you’re traversing god’s arteries, deep in the belly of this rock mama, you need backup.
- Caveblazer Motto: “Thoroughness is tantamount.” I just can’t stress this enough.
- Caveblazer Team dog: “Cave-9″
- Recipe for Cave Juice: 5 parts vodka, 1 part Cave Juice.
- Rule 15: Always bring sour straws.
- Caveblazer’s alter-ego day job is being a geology professor at a local university
- “We didn’t travel all this way not to blaze some cave!”
That blazer only makes sense if you’re trying to get to Dr. No’s lair–and I don’t recall Enchanted Rock being a secret volcano.